FUCK. OFF AMERICA. with your ridiculous "I believe in Sherlock Holmes" bull shit tag crap faced who ha. It's so corny and cheesy and cringey and did i mention CRINGEY?

eururuuru, every time I see a graphic with those words drawn across it I just want to curl up in a ball and die because THIS ISN'T A FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE THIS IS SHERLOCK HOLMES STOP TRYING TO TAKE AWAY ITS CONTEMPORARY-NESS YOU STUPID FUCKING YANKS.

OH AND WHILE I'M AMERICA BASHING

YOU CAN ALSO TAKE THAT MASSIVE FAT STUPID IDEA OF A NEW YORK VERSION SHERLOCK AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR PROBABLY NOT EVEN CLAY PIPE AND SMOKE IT UNTIL YOU GET CANCER OF THE LUNG AND DIE.

I'm not in a good mood anymore. I haven't been for the last few days. Clearly, there's something wrong with this time of the year.