Because I'm really this cool

I have a Blackberry and what not, which means I'm currently typing this little post on my lovely new smartphone.

My lovely dog. What a mess she is.
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Sacrificial Lamb

Never, opt to take an extra Textiles GCSE.

Well actually, that's a lie, I would say do it if you have Bernard's Watch. Unfortunately however, I do not possess this. Therefore in hindsight it probably wasn't the smartest move.. never mind though, ay?!

I really want one of these

BUT ONTO GORILLAZ FROM TUESDAY NIGHT!


Best intro to any gig, ever.


This sounded amazing.


This was flawless.


This was just fucking mental... hello Damon from blur!

Who wouldn't want to be Little Dragon here? I know you qualify in age to be my father, but I'm deeply in love with you, Damon..

But yes, musically speaking of course, Gorillaz are blooming awesome live and I would highly recommend them to anyone who feels like joining us at the World of the Plastic Beach.

WANT///NEED

Words can't quite describe...
this over an iphone ANYDAY.